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What a ridiculous weekend! These guys are cool as hell and I’ve already mentioned how much they rock. I’ll do my best to sum up the experience with keywords, deep breath……
Long drives, gay sign, hot nuts, tattoos, mobile porn, bible thumpers, ignorant redneck ultra-christian hillbillies, inbred ignorant redneck ultra-christian hillbillies, rocked the house, tall horse-riding violin-playing blond, mini-couch, more mobile porn, perkins, fried chicken biscuit gravy sausage bacon hashbrown eggs breakfast, superbowl saints victory, mustaches-and lots of them, excessive drinking, off key meatloaf singing, straight edge scenesters, down time, rocked the second show, quiet drive home, 3am arrival, all in one breath…. BREATH!
My favorite quote from the trip, from a redneck black girl after seeing my blinged out Jewish star “sooo, do you celebrate Christmas or Kwanzaa?”
Second favorite ignorant hillbilly quote, “No God did not cause the earthquake in Haiti to punish the Haitians for their practicing voodoo.” (for a brief moment I thought I was talking to someone with intelligence, but unfortunately she kept talking). “Satan caused the earthquake in Haiti and Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans because their voodoo magic opened up the door for him to come in and destroy their cities. “
I wish I could count how many times all of us discovered our mobile phones playing anal porn.
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